Bad Joke Journal.

[PharaohAtem]

[DaddyCool]

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

[Shounen-Recycled]

My last Girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Horoscopes.......It Taurus apart.......

[UnmeiNoTenshi]

Did you know one of the star signs got it's name because caprisun tried to move into vegetable farming.

They tried to call it capri-corn

[Shounen-Recycled]

Did you hear about the Mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?......He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

[DaddyCool]

Lol

[Shounen-Recycled]

Did you hear about the Mathematician with constipation?......He worked it out with a pencil

[Shounen-Recycled]

My mate was telling me he failed his Aboriginal music exam......I said “Didja re do it?”

[Shounen-Recycled]

The inventor of Velcro has died............RIP

[weeabooweegee]

The inventor of Velcro has died............RIP

This is a very sad day

[PharaohAtem]

That's why you don't buy velcro it's a ripoff

[Shounen-Recycled]

That's why you don't buy velcro it's a ripoff

omg yes....you made me lol

[Shounen-Recycled]

My wife asked me today if id seen the dog bowl....I said no, I didnt know he could!

[Shounen-Recycled]

There are 3 types of people in this world......Those that are good at maths and those and those that are not.

[PharaohAtem]

I hate math.