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Post by UnmeiNoTenshi » 24 Jan 2021, 22:00

Earlier I thought of a colour that didn't exist

It was a pigment of my imagination
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 24 Jan 2021, 22:02

UnmeiNoTenshi wrote: ↑
24 Jan 2021, 22:00
 Earlier I thought of a colour that didn't exist

It was a pigment of my imagination
OOOFFFF joke of the weekend right there
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Post by UnmeiNoTenshi » 25 Jan 2021, 01:55

I was going to say a time travel joke

But nobody got it
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Post by LilMissLarBear » 25 Jan 2021, 23:52

Yo mamma's so stupid... She brought a spoon to the Superbowl
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 25 Jan 2021, 23:53

Heyitslaurenk wrote: ↑
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 Yo mamma's so stupid... She brought a spoon to the Superbowl
yes oh yes
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 25 Jan 2021, 23:53

Due to quarantine I’m only doing inside jokes
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Post by UnmeiNoTenshi » 25 Jan 2021, 23:56

Yo mama so nasty she puts ice in her pants to keep the crabs fresh
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Post by LilMissLarBear » 25 Jan 2021, 23:57

Oh my god XD
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Post by LilMissLarBear » 25 Jan 2021, 23:59

Yo mamma's so short... When she tried to smoke weed in a bong, she couldnt even get high
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Post by LilMissLarBear » 26 Jan 2021, 00:00

Yo mammas so ugly... She walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application
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Post by UnmeiNoTenshi » 26 Jan 2021, 00:14

Why do paediatricians get angry so easily?

They have little patience
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 26 Jan 2021, 00:22

UnmeiNoTenshi wrote: ↑
26 Jan 2021, 00:14
 Why do paediatricians get angry so easily?

They have little patience
haha very good
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Post by UnmeiNoTenshi » 26 Jan 2021, 00:56

Yo mama so fat... when she was a spy her codename was Double-obese
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Post by PharaohAtem » 26 Jan 2021, 02:18

Horrible
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 26 Jan 2021, 04:43

Yami Bakura wrote: ↑
26 Jan 2021, 02:18
 Horrible
one day you will laugh, ONE DAY *Shakes fist at sky*
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