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Rich-Allen1976
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What did Batman's Mum shout at lunch time? "Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Batman!"
"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!" (Michael Palin in Monty Python's "Life of Brian")
"I am speaking UK English in a Sheffield accent!" (Me most of the time I'm on the landline or mobile)
"I am speaking UK English in a Sheffield accent!" (Me most of the time I'm on the landline or mobile)
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What's brown and sticky?
A Stick
A Stick
Once you’ve met someone, you never really forget them. it just takes a while for your memories to return
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What do you call the plank that a builder puts his tea on?
A Cupboard
A Cupboard
To those just starting on the journey of life I say...
Bang your own drum. Walk your own path. Live wildly. Love fiercely.
As you near the end, look back with no regrets.
Bang your own drum. Walk your own path. Live wildly. Love fiercely.
As you near the end, look back with no regrets.
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Rich-Allen1976
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What was Mrs Curtain's first name? Annette! (Annette Curtain)
"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!" (Michael Palin in Monty Python's "Life of Brian")
"I am speaking UK English in a Sheffield accent!" (Me most of the time I'm on the landline or mobile)
"I am speaking UK English in a Sheffield accent!" (Me most of the time I'm on the landline or mobile)
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Rich-Allen1976
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Why is the Sea wet? Because the Sea wee'd (Seaweed)
"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!" (Michael Palin in Monty Python's "Life of Brian")
"I am speaking UK English in a Sheffield accent!" (Me most of the time I'm on the landline or mobile)
"I am speaking UK English in a Sheffield accent!" (Me most of the time I'm on the landline or mobile)
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How many DIYers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it takes 4 weeks and 6 trips to the shops
One, but it takes 4 weeks and 6 trips to the shops
Once you’ve met someone, you never really forget them. it just takes a while for your memories to return
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Rich-Allen1976
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Doctor Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!
"Pull yourself together"
"Pull yourself together"
"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!" (Michael Palin in Monty Python's "Life of Brian")
"I am speaking UK English in a Sheffield accent!" (Me most of the time I'm on the landline or mobile)
"I am speaking UK English in a Sheffield accent!" (Me most of the time I'm on the landline or mobile)