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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 26 Feb 2021, 11:01

They say it takes a plastic bag 100 years to break down....where as it only takes me a minor inconvenience
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 28 Feb 2021, 09:35

*Steals joke* Mwah hahahaha
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 03 Mar 2021, 19:35

I got a job making products that are ok. It’s at a Satisfactory.
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Post by hype1980 » 03 Mar 2021, 20:13

Shounen_Trash-can wrote:
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I got a job making products that are ok. It’s at a Satisfactory.
Amazing :haha:

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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 04 Mar 2021, 19:46

“Dr, I’m having trouble with my hearing”
“Can you describe the Symptoms?”
“Homer is a fat guy and Marge has blue hair”
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Post by UnmeiNoTenshi » 05 Mar 2021, 01:34

Did you know the Jango Fett had another clone besides Boba Fett?

Wobbu Fett
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 14 Oct 2021, 16:31

Two wind turbines are standing in a field, one says to the other “What music do you like?” The other replies “I’m a huge metal fan”
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 14 Oct 2021, 18:31

What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 25 Jun 2022, 13:57

There are three types of people In the world....those who can count, and those who cant
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Post by PharaohAtem » 25 Jun 2022, 15:27

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Post by weeabooweegee » 25 Jun 2022, 17:07

Shounen-Recycled wrote:
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There are three types of people In the world....those who can count, and those who cant
I'm the latter XD
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Post by LilMissLarBear » 25 Jun 2022, 19:03

Someone knocked on my door asking for a donation for the local swimming pool, so I gave them a glass of water
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 25 Jun 2022, 19:08

LilMissCrazy wrote:
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Someone knocked on my door asking for a donation for the local swimming pool, so I gave them a glass of water
yes! Keep them coming👍
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Post by LilMissLarBear » 25 Jun 2022, 19:40

Oh god I can't remember if this was said before but here it goes...

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between you and me, something smells
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 25 Jun 2022, 19:49

LilMissCrazy wrote:
25 Jun 2022, 19:40
Oh god I can't remember if this was said before but here it goes...

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between you and me, something smells
dont think we’ve had that one yet. Good work
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