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Post by IeatRamenNoodles » 06 Aug 2020, 08:19

why are colds bad criminals? because there easy to catch......
i'm just dying over and over again

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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 06 Aug 2020, 10:34

IeatRamenNoodles, Thats a 'SIck' joke hahahah
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 06 Aug 2020, 10:35

What do you call a man with 50 rabbits up his bottom?......Warren......
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Post by IeatRamenNoodles » 06 Aug 2020, 18:21

Shounen_Trash wrote:
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What do you call a man with 50 rabbits up his bottom?......Warren......
nOiCe one

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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 06 Aug 2020, 19:50

Whats E.T short for????? Coz hes got little legs!!
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Post by IeatRamenNoodles » 06 Aug 2020, 20:32

what happens when you witness a ship wreck? you let it sink in!
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 06 Aug 2020, 20:42

IeatRamenNoodles, So did everyone on that boat!
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 06 Aug 2020, 20:48

If by any unlucky chance you end up reading this Bad Joke thread and you love playing games....Come join the Gamer Clan....All are welcome!
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 09 Aug 2020, 14:42

Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field!
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 10 Aug 2020, 10:26

Shortest joke in the world: Stationery shop moves..........
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Post by IeatRamenNoodles » 10 Aug 2020, 11:08

whats a ghosts least favourite part of the house? the living room!

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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 10 Aug 2020, 12:04

IeatRamenNoodles, Joke of the day right there! its a cracker :haha:
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Post by Pirate TimeLord » 10 Aug 2020, 19:36

I'll make a couple posts here,

But I need to be careful in case I cause a fence. :P
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 10 Aug 2020, 19:38

Pirate TimeLord, Shoots then scores....Top corner mate. Yep thats a cracker. hahahaha
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Post by Pirate TimeLord » 10 Aug 2020, 19:42

Won a hot-air balloon trip the other week. The basket was full of rabbits.

Not quite the hare raising experience I was expecting.
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