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Post by weeabooweegee » 30 Jan 2021, 11:00

What do you call a pig who does karate?

A pork chop
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Post by weeabooweegee » 30 Jan 2021, 11:01

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener
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Post by Shounen_Trash-can » 01 Feb 2021, 10:33

I bought a ceiling fan the other day, complete waste of money. He just stands there clapping and saying "Oooh, I love how smooth it is"
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Post by UnmeiNoTenshi » 02 Feb 2021, 11:35

Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids?

Because assteroids was already taken
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Post by Shounen_Trash-can » 02 Feb 2021, 20:16

UnmeiNoTenshi wrote:
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Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids?

Because assteroids was already taken
what a 'Bummer' lol
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Post by Naughty Kitty » 03 Feb 2021, 04:06

Those are for sure pretty silly. :)

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Post by Shounen_Trash-can » 03 Feb 2021, 12:36

My housemate got sick to the stomach when i told her I put Ginger in the curry............She loved that cat
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Post by PharaohAtem » 04 Feb 2021, 15:47

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Post by DaddyCool » 04 Feb 2021, 19:41

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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Post by Naughty Kitty » 05 Feb 2021, 18:05

silly persons :)

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Post by Shounen_Trash-can » 06 Feb 2021, 11:38

My last Girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Horoscopes.......It Taurus apart.......
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Post by UnmeiNoTenshi » 06 Feb 2021, 12:08

Did you know one of the star signs got it's name because caprisun tried to move into vegetable farming.

They tried to call it capri-corn
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Post by Naughty Kitty » 06 Feb 2021, 17:19

off, lol. :haha:

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Post by Shounen_Trash-can » 07 Feb 2021, 12:53

Did you hear about the Mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?......He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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Post by DaddyCool » 08 Feb 2021, 19:51

Lol
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