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Post by Pirate TimeLord » 20 Dec 2020, 20:54



From 5:10 (for context of the joke) 5:27 for the joke I'm posting. :P
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 20 Dec 2020, 21:51

AbominablesnowLauren wrote: ↑
20 Dec 2020, 19:22
 That... that is evil AND I LOVE IT!
with great power comes great responsibility
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 20 Dec 2020, 21:57

My wife is really mad at the fact I have no sense of direction. So I packed by bags and right
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 21 Jan 2021, 18:43

I wish the Lawn in my back Yard was Emo......at least then it would cut itself
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 21 Jan 2021, 19:05

Naughty Kitty, hahah yo
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Post by LilMissLarBear » 21 Jan 2021, 19:23

One time I was asked to take out their dog...so I shot it.
There goes my career as a dog walker...
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Post by PharaohAtem » 21 Jan 2021, 19:38

Horrible
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 21 Jan 2021, 21:40

Heyitslaurenk, oooofffff love it
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 22 Jan 2021, 18:42

Without geometry life is pointless
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 22 Jan 2021, 20:56

Naughty Kitty, who wants to live in a world with no triangles?
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 23 Jan 2021, 15:44

How much does a hipster weigh?........An Instagram
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Post by LikkleMel » 23 Jan 2021, 21:16

Shounen_Trash-Can wrote: ↑
23 Jan 2021, 15:44
 How much does a hipster weigh?........An Instagram
I bloody love that!
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 24 Jan 2021, 12:34

Dont spell part backwards....its a trap
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Post by UnmeiNoTenshi » 24 Jan 2021, 13:26

I deleted all the German contacts from my phone

It's hans free
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 24 Jan 2021, 21:58

UnmeiNoTenshi wrote: ↑
24 Jan 2021, 13:26
 I deleted all the German contacts from my phone

It's hans free
yes dude!!!
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