Bad Joke Journal.

[LilMissLarBear]

My Teacher told me id do better at school if I stopped flirting.....I immediately got off his lap.

Omg hahaha XD

[xMommaWickedx]

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Live stream.

[Shounen-Recycled]

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Live stream.

OOOOFFFFFF! I like this one lol

[Shounen-Recycled]

My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles......which sounds so much better than alcoholic.

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Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?????

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Whoever invented the Zero....Thanks for nothing

[PharaohAtem]

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?????

Burn this one, back to the drawing board with you now.

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Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?????

Burn this one, back to the drawing board with you now.

OOOFFFFF Tough crowd

[LilMissLarBear]

Why would musicians put quavers in their music? Because they like their music really cheesy

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Why would musicians put quavers in their music? Because they like their music really cheesy

OOOOFFFFF so cheese on that. Its everywhere hahaha

[Shounen-Recycled]

My uncle was crushed by a piano....His funeral was very low key

[LilMissLarBear]

I threw a big bottle of lemonade at my friend once. When she asked me why I did that I just said "I was trying to Schwepp you off your feet"

[LilMissLarBear]

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says I'll have some H2O, the second chemist says I'll have some H2O too. The second chemist dies.

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I was in the supermarket today and this guy started throwing cheese and milk all over the place. I though how dairy!!!!

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As a Kid i was forced to walk the plank.....We couldnt afford a Dog