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Post by PharaohAtem » 01 Oct 2020, 14:01

those both are horrible and need to go back to the blackboard. I think were running out of them. I'll see if I can come up with some as well. Add to the insanity.
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Post by LilMissLarBear » 01 Oct 2020, 15:12

Thats the point of the journal though :XD:
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Post by LilMissLarBear » 01 Oct 2020, 15:12

My mum asked me to run the bath, but I told her it can't even walk
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Post by PharaohAtem » 01 Oct 2020, 15:13

Yeah, i know i can pick on the worst of them though and pick on the best of them.
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 15 Dec 2020, 10:33

What do you call a bad mannered reindeer.....RUDE-olph....
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 16 Dec 2020, 19:06

What’s blonde, dead and in a cupboard? The hide and seek champion from 1995
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 17 Dec 2020, 22:00

What’s Witney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HANNNNNNDDDD EEEEYYYEEEEEEEEE
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 18 Dec 2020, 19:01

A Communist joke isn’t funny unless everybody gets it
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Post by LilMissLarBear » 18 Dec 2020, 19:07

I feel like you have been saving these lol you honestly cant make these up XD
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 19 Dec 2020, 17:35

I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is”
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Post by LilMissLarBear » 19 Dec 2020, 17:48

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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 19 Dec 2020, 19:59

AbominablesnowLauren wrote:
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Post by LilMissLarBear » 19 Dec 2020, 20:07

"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Boo"
"Boo who?"

"DoN't CrY iT's OnLy A jOkE"
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 20 Dec 2020, 19:12

AbominablesnowLauren wrote:
19 Dec 2020, 20:07
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Boo"
"Boo who?"

"DoN't CrY iT's OnLy A jOkE"
try this.....get some one to tell you a knock knock joke. When they say “knock knock” you say “come in”....puts an end to that nonsense straight away 😉
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Post by LilMissLarBear » 20 Dec 2020, 19:22

That... that is evil AND I LOVE IT!
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