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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 12 Sep 2020, 18:15

Kim Kardashian has been saddled with a huge arse....But thats enough about Kanye West
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Post by xMommaWickedx » 12 Sep 2020, 23:21

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast!
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Post by LilMissLarBear » 13 Sep 2020, 07:15

Have you ever heard of the band 1023mb? Of course not, they havent had any gigs yet
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Post by LilMissLarBear » 13 Sep 2020, 07:16

Helium walks into a bar but the bartrnder says "im sorry we don't sell to noble gases here". He doesn't react
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 14 Sep 2020, 14:40

Heyitslaurenk wrote:
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Helium walks into a bar but the bartrnder says "im sorry we don't sell to noble gases here". He doesn't react
Oh my god this is awesome hhahahahaha
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 14 Sep 2020, 14:42

I was going to join the debating team but someone talked me out of it
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 15 Sep 2020, 15:58

I like what mechanics wear, overall
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Post by DaddyCool » 16 Sep 2020, 22:15

What do you call a sad rabbit?

Unhoppy
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Post by PharaohAtem » 17 Sep 2020, 02:50

What do you call a bridge that goes up and down?
A bouncy bridge
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 18 Sep 2020, 22:23

Do you know what really gives kids a bad name?.......Posh and Becks
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 19 Sep 2020, 21:37

I used to have a job a a pantomime horse.....But quit while I was ahead
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 23 Sep 2020, 20:51

I got a new job stitching shoes; It is so-so
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Post by LilMissLarBear » 23 Sep 2020, 20:57

Shounen_Trash wrote:
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I got a new job stitching shoes; It is so-so

Bet you was in and out of that job then
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 23 Sep 2020, 20:58

Heyitslaurenk wrote:
23 Sep 2020, 20:57
Shounen_Trash wrote:
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I got a new job stitching shoes; It is so-so

Bet you was in and out of that job then
I worked in a lift before....had its ups and downs
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