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      Show Me { How Dark Your Sense Of Humour is}

      Thread for the sickest and darkest jokes that you love!


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      can always count on red to appear when boobs come out...watch


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      Damn you! Quit summoning me!





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      Why did Moulders cross the road?

      Because he's a fat.
      Quote Originally Posted by XIL_69, Speaker of Truth
      Now this is a thread since Citizen is here !

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      Quote Originally Posted by Citizen View Post
      Why did Moulders cross the road?

      Because he's a fat.
      Yes and over the road was where I had to play a gig as Buster Bloodvessel of bad manners.
      "Every position must be held to the last man: there must be no retirement. With our backs to the wall and believing in the justice of our cause, each one of us must fight on to the end."

      Earl Douglas Haig, Order to the British Army, 12 April 1918

      So death, the most terrifying of ills, is nothing to us, since so long as we exist, death is not with us; but when death comes, then we do not exist. It does not then concern either the living or the dead, since the former it is not, and the latter are no more.

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      Re: Show Me { How Dark Your Sense Of Humour is}

      XD brutal


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      can always count on red to appear when boobs come out...watch


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      Damn you! Quit summoning me!





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      Quote Originally Posted by Moulders View Post
      Yes and over the road was where I had to play a gig as Buster Bloodvessel of bad manners.
      I don't get it.
      Quote Originally Posted by XIL_69, Speaker of Truth
      Now this is a thread since Citizen is here !

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      Re: Show Me { How Dark Your Sense Of Humour is}

      The darkest joke in the world right now.













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      Quote Originally Posted by Lloydiboy View Post
      The darkest joke in the world right now.













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      Shouldn't have laughed so hard at that.....


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      can always count on red to appear when boobs come out...watch


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      Damn you! Quit summoning me!





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      I don't get it.
      Its because youre american.

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      can always count on red to appear when boobs come out...watch


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      Damn you! Quit summoning me!





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      Re: Show Me { How Dark Your Sense Of Humour is}

      light jokes only



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      Re: Show Me { How Dark Your Sense Of Humour is}

      A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.
      "How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"
      "He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."
      "Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"
      "He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."
      "Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."
      "He died of a broken neck."
      "A broken neck?"
      "He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."

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