Granted, but people will not leave you alone and/or doubt your ability.
I wish life were more like an RPG.
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Granted, but you're just an poorly programmed NPC now.
I wish I could spend $1000 on really nice clothes that fit me.
Granted, but the clothes look so good that you get mugged and then stripped bear.
I wish that I were omniscent.
Granted, but access to all that knowledge eventually drives you mad.
I wish I was fast at writing
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Granted, but you can't spell.
I wish I had a jar of pickled eggs.
Granted, but they're balut eggs
I wish I could stop yawning
Granted, but you now have hiccups.
I wish I was fireproof.
Granted, but you will now melt if you get wet.
I wish I was able to see my family more.
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Granted, but they will never be able to see you.
I wish I had a vending machine that produced hot meals.
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Granted, but it's constantly out of order
I wish I had some coffee
Granted, but you have no cups to put it in.
I wish I had a helicopter.
Granted but it's out of gas
I wish I could go on a cruise
Granted, but it already hit an iceberg and sinking.
I wish I could travel by parkour.
Granted, but you can't keep your balance.
I wish my husband was home already.
Grantee but you're not home at the same time as him.
I wish I could adopt another rabbit.
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