I have finished a weeks worth of work in two days because I haven’t had a single meeting. The rest of my day is likely to involve coffee and Pornhub.

My parents bought a townhouse that had Japanese toilets installed. Before they got rid of them for god knows what reason, my butthole was the cleanest in the land.

I have not put pants on in five days. Quarantine rules.

I am glad that you and MoV have clean buttholes.

I’ve been trying to make it a sex cult for years. I’m glad it now is.

Are you two in two seperate rooms posting here or are you literally next to each other?

Moulders wrote:I think it was balls when they stopped using Chinaman to denote left arm unorthodox spin

Oh fuck, is this a cricket thread now? Please tell me it is.

Moulders wrote:I don't have a PC at home, until all this shit is over with.

Wat.

Did we all forget about this site for like a week?

Master of Vvardenfel wrote:look.


I'm not gonna say I'd lick it off.





but I'd probably lick it off.




I mean I can add another continent to it.



do you think the beard would add to the costume?

Yes.

I’m personally not being doing the gay for pay thing for USD$375, beyond MoV but that ones just for Geki’s benefit.

Moulders wrote:I ship every Jojo character with a firing squad.

Then the whole series with a big dumpster.

It’s ok to be wrong.

That's the next shoot I'll do. Covered in butter like a crumpet. Use a real temperature scale yank! Bloody fahrenheit. Put it in rankine or something. I’m not saying that I’m hoping you own a sailor moon costume, but I certainly do so we could have a cross continental cross dressing thing going on.

Arya wrote:Geki turned out to be a hangover from a night he still cant remember and that left him walking funny for a week

Yes, because of my problem drinking that comes with the territory of working in advertising that makes me as charming as I am.

Arya wrote:Geki turned out to be a bendover - he likes to grab his ankles and lean foward because thats how he rolls

Only for your husband.