I THINK WE'RE OUT OF LOWERCASE LETTERS

I'LL GO CHECK THE BACK THOUGH

YEP, WE'RE OUT OF LOWERCASE LETTERS

USUALLY WE'RE JUST SITTING ON THE CRAPPER READING OR PLAYING A GAME

BUT WHAT MOST MEN DON'T KNOW IS THAT THAT'S A GOOD WAY TO GET HEMORRHOIDS

WHICH IS WHY I LIMIT MY POOPS TO UNDER 7 MINUTES

I WAS BUSY. NOW I'M GOING TO GO SPEND AN HOUR ON THE TOILET WITH MY TABLET.

IT'S NEW TO ME

HAH HAH HAH

NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NI-HAO NYAN

OKAY LET'S GET TO CUTTING PUT HIM ON THE CHOPBLOCK

PROBABLY BOTH HEADS

PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HIPS. AND BRING YOUR KNEES IN TIIIIIIIGHT.

IF YOU WANNA SLAM THEN WELCOME TO THE JAM

OKAY GOOD THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR

WHY NOT NOODLE

WHY NOT

SEE IT'S EXACTLY LIKE THAT

SNEEZE CUTE ENOUGH AND STRAPPING YOUNG LADS ARE SURE TO NOTICE YOU

ANYTHING'S A MATING CALL IF YOU WANT IT TO BE

YES IF YOU'RE GOING TO SNEEZE YOU SHOULD TRY TO MAKE IT AS CUTE AS POSSIBLE TO ATTRACT NEARBY MALES