Unsurprised

He's stuck in a downward spiral of self-loathing and crises of identity.

Yeah he's pretty new

My profession allows for pajamas in the current climate, but even in the standard climate, I was able to rock a beard. Office jobs have their perks, and that's one of them.

I used to be in the Navy and, as you probably could guess, they didn't allow me to keep a beard. So I feel your pain.

I'M ONLY 35

Raise

I KNOW YOU ARE

Woop woop

Nope

This is the kind of quality leadership CL needed

JOKES ON DAD JOKES

that's some manly facial hair right there; thick and hearty, just as it should be! i tend to shave mine down to just stubble but i've been considering growing it properly from now on, decisions... :< I'm either clean shaven or full beard. The in between doesn't last long and unless I visit a barber...

Cool and rainy. Ah, Autumn in western PA.

It made me happy

Agave