Type: Posts; User: Master of Vvardenfel
just don't call them varmits cuz that's a southern thing learned that the hard way my bad
build a wall build a wall.
I'm going to build a wall, and make the plumbers pay for it.
if you wanna live somewhere remote and fight bears just go to vermont.
probably middle class boomers?
Reducing the neck beard population one at a time.
No alcohol dries the skin, he bathes exclusively in the blood of virgins.
Mel going for the long con.
That's a nice smoulder. I like that smoulder.
I mean to be fair, it feels like most of the world is currently run my legitimate morons
that's actual fucking siiiiiiiiick. I may have to get her one. She is gonna pass her exams anyways she's basically the smartest girl I know.
my take away from this is I should just buy you a...
they make them in 6kg bags?
sorry how many is that in burger units?
oh my god that's so fucking gay
no homo tho.
I'm not gonna say I'd lick it off.
but I'd probably lick it off.
gonna have to say the obvious.
No you can't trade me away that's not how this works
Never for that reason tho. I have never forgotten my wife's birthday <3
because I like my chocolate like I like myself.
bitter and unpleasant.
your oven wasn't on fire, that wasn't arya style cooking.
okay but I only buy 95% dark chocolate.
truly a marvel of american engineering.
would never turn my nose up at a free $375
that's... a lot of cheese.
hold on lemme ask arya if I'm allowed to.
no that would mean she only gets one day a year where she gets chocolate and flowers you think she's gonna miss out on that second day just for the sake of having that perfect fairytale wedding on...
actual photo of citizen carrying the smallest soda he will drink
no but is our anniversary in 2 weeks.
citizen only drinks extra large (XL) sodas he is not a fan of mini sodas.
I restrain myself constantly.
you have never seen me unrestrained u.u
that's why we're turning it into butter jeez arya keep up
welp he wouldn't have fallen asleep on the couch if it is what you're thinking.
Geki just can't match Scarlett's fart power.
you like when I give you back rubs and foot rubs D:
she finds me very very handsy.
nah because I got the right one twice after the last bet, so I figured we'd give the left one some love this time
Let me moithen your wood thir
Miyuchii can churn my cream if you catch my drift.
We're out of butter and Arya won't churn it herself.
No he's obviously trying to make smoked pizza.
Try a lower temperature and add a little moisture to your wood, makes it burn slower for a better smoke.
Well yer smart and pretty so it works out <3
I bet that my farts were smellier and by gawd was I wrong. Scarlett beat me handily and has the title of smelliest farts. The bet was that whoever win could lick moulders left nipple twice.
If she doesn't find you handsome she should at least find you handy.
He doesn't need them look at that Speedo. He is obviously my twinky nemesis. The hard counter to my overwhelming masculinity (cool beard) and style (diamond and steel shoulderbads and gucci greenies.)
My first chin is nice it's the second one I'm tryna hide.
She just bullies me into making the bed.
Just in case you guys didn't realize. She doesn't like the beard.
I have not been willingly kissed by my wife in at least a month.
I mean if Arya's doing it I probably should as well.
No you can have GT.
well my mum tells me I'm a very special boy so I should be okay.