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    Sticky: Re: I will not make the new {LEGACY}

    just don't call them varmits cuz that's a southern thing learned that the hard way my bad
  2. Re: Geki turned out to be a pushover

    build a wall build a wall.


    I'm going to build a wall, and make the plumbers pay for it.
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    Sticky: Re: I will not make the new {LEGACY}

    if you wanna live somewhere remote and fight bears just go to vermont.
  4. Re: Geki turned out to be a pushover

    honestly?


    probably middle class boomers?
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    Reducing the neck beard population one at a time.
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    No alcohol dries the skin, he bathes exclusively in the blood of virgins.
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    Re: Selfie thread mach 1

    Mel going for the long con.
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    Re: Selfie thread mach 1

    That's a nice smoulder. I like that smoulder.
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    Sticky: Re: I will not make the new {LEGACY}

    I mean to be fair, it feels like most of the world is currently run my legitimate morons
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    Sticky: Re: I will not make the new {LEGACY}

    that's actual fucking siiiiiiiiick. I may have to get her one. She is gonna pass her exams anyways she's basically the smartest girl I know.



    my take away from this is I should just buy you a...
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    they make them in 6kg bags?



    sorry how many is that in burger units?
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    oh my god that's so fucking gay






    no homo tho.
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    Re: Selfie thread mach 1

    look.


    I'm not gonna say I'd lick it off.





    but I'd probably lick it off.
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    Re: Selfie thread mach 1

    gonna have to say the obvious.





    nice melons.
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    Re: New thread for me to @Arya with memes

    No you can't trade me away that's not how this works
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    Re: New thread for me to @Arya with memes

    Never for that reason tho. I have never forgotten my wife's birthday <3
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    Re: New thread for me to @Arya with memes

    because I like my chocolate like I like myself.


    bitter and unpleasant.
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    Re: I cooked a Pizza

    your oven wasn't on fire, that wasn't arya style cooking.
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    Re: New thread for me to @Arya with memes

    okay but I only buy 95% dark chocolate.
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    truly a marvel of american engineering.
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    Sticky: Re: I will not make the new {LEGACY}

    would never turn my nose up at a free $375



    that's... a lot of cheese.
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    hold on lemme ask arya if I'm allowed to.
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    Re: New thread for me to @Arya with memes

    no that would mean she only gets one day a year where she gets chocolate and flowers you think she's gonna miss out on that second day just for the sake of having that perfect fairytale wedding on...
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    https://i.imgur.com/vskZpXC.jpg

    actual photo of citizen carrying the smallest soda he will drink
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    Re: New thread for me to @Arya with memes

    no but is our anniversary in 2 weeks.
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    citizen only drinks extra large (XL) sodas he is not a fan of mini sodas.
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    https://i.imgur.com/NbdwusW.jpg
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    https://i.imgur.com/y416U23.jpg
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    I restrain myself constantly.





    you have never seen me unrestrained u.u
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    Sticky: Re: I will not make the new {LEGACY}

    that's why we're turning it into butter jeez arya keep up
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    Re: I cooked a Pizza

    welp he wouldn't have fallen asleep on the couch if it is what you're thinking.
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    Re: MoV owes me!

    Geki just can't match Scarlett's fart power.
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    Re: New thread for me to @Arya with memes

    nonsense.


    you like when I give you back rubs and foot rubs D:
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    Re: New thread for me to @Arya with memes

    she finds me very very handsy.
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    Re: MoV owes me!

    nah because I got the right one twice after the last bet, so I figured we'd give the left one some love this time
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    Re: I cooked a Pizza

    Let me moithen your wood thir
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    Sticky: Re: I will not make the new {LEGACY}

    Miyuchii can churn my cream if you catch my drift.




    We're out of butter and Arya won't churn it herself.
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    Re: I cooked a Pizza

    No he's obviously trying to make smoked pizza.

    Try a lower temperature and add a little moisture to your wood, makes it burn slower for a better smoke.
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    Well yer smart and pretty so it works out <3
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    Re: MoV owes me!

    I bet that my farts were smellier and by gawd was I wrong. Scarlett beat me handily and has the title of smelliest farts. The bet was that whoever win could lick moulders left nipple twice.
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    Re: New thread for me to @Arya with memes

    Also
    https://i.imgur.com/2d6y2OU.jpg
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    Re: New thread for me to @Arya with memes

    If she doesn't find you handsome she should at least find you handy.
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    Re: Never meet your boss

    He doesn't need them look at that Speedo. He is obviously my twinky nemesis. The hard counter to my overwhelming masculinity (cool beard) and style (diamond and steel shoulderbads and gucci greenies.)
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    Re: Selfie thread mach 1

    My first chin is nice it's the second one I'm tryna hide.
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    She just bullies me into making the bed.
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    Re: Selfie thread mach 1

    Just in case you guys didn't realize. She doesn't like the beard.


    I have not been willingly kissed by my wife in at least a month.
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    Sticky: Re: I will not make the new {LEGACY}

    Mintette?
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    Re: Selfie thread mach 1

    I mean if Arya's doing it I probably should as well.

    https://i.imgur.com/BLdFS5a.jpg
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    Re: Selfie thread mach 1

    No you can have GT.
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    Re: Selfie thread mach 1

    well my mum tells me I'm a very special boy so I should be okay.
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