Type: Posts; User: Citizen
Wait so it didn't count when I kissed MoV's mom?
That makes sense because I'm always dropping poop out of my windows.
I only collect Australians anyway.
Her Wii U arms are weird looking.
It's like they were going for muscle mass but instead just kinda made them lumpy.
Girls can't be doctors Arya don't let Barbie lie to you.
MoV pees out of his butt like a girl 100% confirmed.
Wow is that stuff all you worry about all the time.
I only drink coffee black or mixed with espresso. Though I don't drink coffee very often anyway.
I sweeten it with lemonade.
Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3.
Preferably mixed in equal parts with lemonade.
Or only iced tea.
The weak point is always the butt lolin everyone knows that.
Coffee don't speak. Coffee only listens. And waits.
Specifically Holden Commodore utes.
Good people who get themselves addicted to coffee are really annoying.
If it were really MoV's car it would be rusty brown and covered in spikes. Like all proper Australians' cars.
No it isn't.
I mean it could always be worse, your first thought could have been Navi.
By tainted you mean enriched.
I give unspoken moral support.
I even asked where you were that one time. I don't just go around doing that all willy nilly for anyone who goes missing.
Beautiful Arya only watches Maximum Overdrive.
Work on a Saturday is that even a thing.
It's ok I'm a civilian I can make those jokes.
Oh I didn't know you were poor and dumb.
Dog not frog.
So are they Chinese or are they Japanese?
I tried the new BK mozzarella sticks, pulled pork sandwich and taco the other day.
Unsurprisingly it was all awful good job as usual BK.
What did they want did they try selling you war bonds.
No this is where you sign up to join Jim Lee's WildC.A.T.s.
In the engine they boost performance.
That's some serious Branca stuff.
They'll bring them back again eventually when they come up with another ugly new design.
In other random car news, the C8 Corvette is coming and they finally switched it from front-mid engine to...
You abandoned them lolin and look what happened.
Area 51 more like Area Nifty Fun!
God only plays HSV Adventure Racing.
That's why God is a Rush fan.
When is Netflix going to add Worker & Parasite season 35 already.
God is mad about all the empty calories.
It's ok librarians have more power than libertarians they can take care of themselves.
They control books lolin.
All libertarians do is try to win state lower house seats because they literally...
God is always pissed lolin.
Wow the sky is pissed. Nothing was going on and then suddenly every possible fucking warning at once.
-Gale force wind
-Golf ball sized hail
You can't spell libertarians without librarians.
Ok fall asleep.
But I got it backwards.
The rule is if you fall asleep everyone draws a penis on your face.
Any 12" pressing is fine by me.