.:Michael:. wrote:i like how ivan's old roommate has an account that's having a birthday today

yo, which roommate? I mean, probably NOT the conservative one.

Same thing.

Oh god not the adult recreation room, we have to spray that room down with 180 proof malt liquor just to get the smell out, and that doesn't even do anything for the stains.

Pina coladas are not allowed here, they are forbidden, WE DON'T SERVE THEIR KIND HERE.

Ten Rusty Nails and a ride home in my car?

Hello I am bartender, I am here to tender the bar.