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About Ned Flanders

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About Ned Flanders
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Have you ever stood and stared at it, marveled at it's beauty, it's genius? Billions of people just living out their lives, oblivious. Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world. Where none suffered. Where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed that we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that as a species, human beings define their reality through misery and suffering. The perfect world would dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the Matrix was redesigned to this, the peak of your civilization. I say your civilization because as soon as we started thinking for you it really became our civilization which is of course what this is all about. Evolution, Morpheus, evolution, like the dinosaur. Look out that window. You had your time. The future is our world, Morpheus. The future is our time
Location:
deep 13
Interests:
pooping
Occupation:
not much
Country:
Syria
Twitter:
should get a job
Facebook:
is for dweebs
Youtube:
leekspin.com

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Posts Per Day
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Last Post
probably true 04-05-2018 02:50 PM
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Last Activity
04-12-2018 09:12 AM
Join Date
12-11-2014

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10-16-2017

  • 12:42 PM - Ned Flanders changed their status to "Literature Club President"

09-14-2015

  • 03:16 PM - Ned Flanders changed their status to "HERRO EVURYNYAN"

07-23-2015

  • 04:16 PM - Ned Flanders changed their status to "TWO MANY LIMES! TWO MEN IN LINES!"

07-02-2015

  • 09:33 AM - Ned Flanders changed their status to "IT'S A SHEAMUS THING, LOBSTERHEAD"

06-24-2015

  • 01:00 PM - Ned Flanders changed their status to "Are these statues doing something for you?"
  • 01:00 PM - Ned Flanders changed their status to "made up !! <33333"
  • 12:59 PM - Ned Flanders changed their status to "xXxheartbreakxXx"
  • 12:59 PM - Ned Flanders changed their status to "totes deprez about nt bein 5eva"
  • 12:59 PM - Ned Flanders changed their status to "im 5eva urs (5eva > 4eva) lol jk"

06-22-2015

  • 03:21 PM - Ned Flanders changed their status to "The Marietta Mangler"

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06-04-2015

  • 01:44 PM - Ned Flanders changed their status to "LEAVE EVERYTHING TO ME"

04-10-2015

  • 09:38 AM - Ned Flanders changed their status to "i'm sorry but i'm killing hip hop"

01-27-2015

  • 12:35 PM - Ned Flanders changed their status to "dick around like frankie goes to hollywood"

01-22-2015

  • 12:14 PM - Ned Flanders changed their status to "*GOLF CALP*"
  • 12:12 PM - Ned Flanders changed their status to "black pudding and mushy peas a ferret down me trousers if yo"
  • 12:11 PM - Ned Flanders changed their status to "black pudding and mushy peas a fetter down me trousers"

01-20-2015

  • 12:36 PM - Ned Flanders changed their status to "AMERIKANSKIIIIIIII"
  • 12:36 PM - Ned Flanders changed their status to "that little boy lau; nice boy, wasn't he? I had to save him "

12-17-2014

  • 10:19 PM - Ned Flanders changed their status to "gay bulges"


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