Happy birthday son!... :3
can i smooch you?
I found you
no but you can EAT ME
Congrats on being voted ALl's Funniest Member!
(Hope this doesn't put too much pressure on you to entertain us all. )
*sits back & watches expectantly*
Gorgous profile picture.
ugh your profile pic is pure sex
Merry Christmas!!!! I hope that you have a brilliant day with all your friends and family.
I named a Magikarp after you in Pokemon Moon... It just evolved into a Gyarados!... ^_^
Will she beat Newt Gingrich to the all you can eat buffet?
If Hilary "post-op" Clinton can't save me, who can?
ps don't tell the jews
A Young Jim Belushi
Citi Was Here
🐍 Admin & ALJ Hmod 🐍