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    1. #1

      Rate My Jokes Thread.

      you tell a joke and then you rate out of ten how good the last joke before you was (if it made you laugh its a good joke).

      Ill start it off,

      Q: what do you call 10 politicians at the bottom of the ocean?

      A: A start.


      your turn?
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      Re: Rate My Jokes Thread.

      6/10

      what do you cal a mexican who had his car stolen?

      Carlos




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      Re: Rate My Jokes Thread.

      9/10
      anything that makes fun of mexicans i am all for

      Q:
      you ask ron paul "what animal are you?"
      what would he say?

      A:
      a tiger shark with no chance of being president

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      Re: Rate My Jokes Thread.

      5/10

      what do you call a small chinese man with a shotgun?

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      Re: Rate My Jokes Thread.

      4.36/10

      a truck full of tortoises crashed into a lorry load of terrapins
      it was a turtle disaster

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      Re: Rate My Jokes Thread.

      8/10

      A steve the koala walks into a job interview and places his resume onto the interviewers desk. Before he has a chance to even introduce himself the interviewer says
      "Sorry sir you're not what we're looking for, can you send in the next candidate please"
      Deeply offended by his abruptness Steve protests against him
      "Sir, I feel like you have misjudged me can you at least ask me a few questions before you go and make snap desiccations like that?"
      The interviewer let's out a burst of laughter
      "HA! are you for real? you're a bloody koala there's no way you're getting the job, I mean the fact that you even made it to the interview stage just blows my mind"
      "Sir I find that incredibly racist, you can't deny someone a job solely because the're a different species to you. If you just took a second to look at my resume you would see how I am an excellent candidate for this position, and had I walked in here with a human disguise you would have given me the job on the spot."
      The interviewer looked down at the paper Steve had placed on his desk and sighs
      "I guess i may have misjudged you, tell you what I will have a look at your resume and pretend It belongs to a human. If i think you're good enough, you got the job"
      The interviewer took the piece of paper and started scanning over it, after a few minutes he put it down with a concerned look on his face and said
      "I'm sorry sir this position is not for you"
      "well can you at least elaborate?"
      "I can't hire you simply because you don't have the necessary............KOALAfications!"




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      Re: Rate My Jokes Thread.

      8/10
      what do xbox and thomas the tank engine have in common?
      they both have fat controllers!
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      Re: Rate My Jokes Thread.

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      Q: What makes me want to see a live action performance of every 'aristocrats' joke ever told with no pause whatsoever, eyelids forced open, all the while listening to every bad song parody ever made in unison on repeat, to the point that my brain is so overloaded with unfathomable disgust, that it triggers some sort of self-defense mechanism that completely wipes out every past memory, or thought, leading to a life full of blissful, comatose, oblivion?

      A: The jokes in this thread.
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      Re: Rate My Jokes Thread.

      5/10

      Q: What vegetable needs a plumber?


      A: A LEEK!

      (I only have jokes that are good for 6 year olds )


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      Re: Rate My Jokes Thread.

      10/10 Best joke.

      I only know one or two jokes... Here goes. What does the fish say when it runs into a wall?

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      Q: What's the best part about doing a transvestite?

      A: Do her in the back, look to the front, and it looks like it's going all the way through.
       

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      Re: Rate My Jokes Thread.

      9/10

      Q: what animal doesn't play fair?

      A: THE CHEETAH!!


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      Re: Rate My Jokes Thread.

      8/10 harr harr xD

      Why does the aligator cry?
      Cuz his teeth are croc-id fufufufu
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