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      Re: ♦ Zen's House of Ill Repute ♦ [Spam Thread vol. XV]

      Twilight the time period, not twilight the toilet paper. Big difference. *nod*
      I'm the girl you've been thinking about, the one thing you can't live without. I'm the girl you've been waiting for. I'll have you down on your knees, I'll have you begging for more. You probably thought I wouldn't get this far, you thought I'd end up in the back of a car. You probably thought that I'd never escape, I'd be a rat in a cage, I'd be a slave to this place. You don't know how hard I fought to survive, waking up alone when I was left to die. You don't know about this life I've lived, all these roads I've walked, all these tears I've bled. So how can this be? You're praying to me, there's a look in your eyes, I know just what that means...I can be, I can be your everything. I can be your whore! I am the dirt you created, I am your sinner, I am your whore. But let me tell you something baby - You love me for everything you hate me for. I'm the one that you need and fear, now that you're hooked, it's all becoming clear. That all your judgments that you placed on me, was a reflection of discovery. So maybe next time when you cast your stones from the shadows of the dark unknown, you will crawl up from your hiding place, take a look in the mirror, see the truth in your face. So how can this be? You're praying to me. There's a look in your eyes, I know just what that means...I can be, I can be your everything. I can be your whore! I am the dirt you created. I am your sinner. I am your whore. But let me tell you something baby, you love me for everything you hate me for. I am the dirt you created. I am your sinner. I am your whore. But let me tell you something baby, you love me, you want me, you need me! I can be your whore! I am the dirt you created, I am your sinner, I am your whore. But let me tell you something baby - you love me for everything you hate me for. I can be your whore! I can be your whore! I can be your whore! But let me tell you something baby, you love me for everything you hate me for...You love me for everything you hate me for.

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      Re: ♦ Zen's House of Ill Repute ♦ [Spam Thread vol. XV]

      o_O...... wut?

      and yes alu she is doing much better now ^_^ and thank you
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      Re: ♦ Zen's House of Ill Repute ♦ [Spam Thread vol. XV]

      Quote Originally Posted by Darksabre View Post
      Twilight the time period, not twilight the toilet paper. Big difference. *nod*

      Thank you for the new sig quote.

      I vote Bella for most pathetic woman in literary history.

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      don't forget to tell Zen your safe-word. totally spoils the mood when someone's screaming "blueberry pancakes!" mid-flogging and you've no idea why.

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      Re: ♦ Zen's House of Ill Repute ♦ [Spam Thread vol. XV]

      wow that test was easy :O

      But now I have an ear infection :c

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      Re: ♦ Zen's House of Ill Repute ♦ [Spam Thread vol. XV]

      Zen, I aspire to always end up in your sig-quotes. :3



      Also, time for science, and hopefully tomorrow, some body art and picture uploads!
      I'm the girl you've been thinking about, the one thing you can't live without. I'm the girl you've been waiting for. I'll have you down on your knees, I'll have you begging for more. You probably thought I wouldn't get this far, you thought I'd end up in the back of a car. You probably thought that I'd never escape, I'd be a rat in a cage, I'd be a slave to this place. You don't know how hard I fought to survive, waking up alone when I was left to die. You don't know about this life I've lived, all these roads I've walked, all these tears I've bled. So how can this be? You're praying to me, there's a look in your eyes, I know just what that means...I can be, I can be your everything. I can be your whore! I am the dirt you created, I am your sinner, I am your whore. But let me tell you something baby - You love me for everything you hate me for. I'm the one that you need and fear, now that you're hooked, it's all becoming clear. That all your judgments that you placed on me, was a reflection of discovery. So maybe next time when you cast your stones from the shadows of the dark unknown, you will crawl up from your hiding place, take a look in the mirror, see the truth in your face. So how can this be? You're praying to me. There's a look in your eyes, I know just what that means...I can be, I can be your everything. I can be your whore! I am the dirt you created. I am your sinner. I am your whore. But let me tell you something baby, you love me for everything you hate me for. I am the dirt you created. I am your sinner. I am your whore. But let me tell you something baby, you love me, you want me, you need me! I can be your whore! I am the dirt you created, I am your sinner, I am your whore. But let me tell you something baby - you love me for everything you hate me for. I can be your whore! I can be your whore! I can be your whore! But let me tell you something baby, you love me for everything you hate me for...You love me for everything you hate me for.

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      Re: ♦ Zen's House of Ill Repute ♦ [Spam Thread vol. XV]

      Quote Originally Posted by Raine_ View Post

      Twilight, Harry Potter both are synonymous with shit. Or at the very least the fan base is full of out of control individuals who will spend most of their adult lives stuck with a pre-pubescent mind set while attempting to seduce Justin Beiber, may he rest in pieces as soon as I find a barber willing to cut his lovely locks.. and his head. Or tongue. I could settle for a tongue removal.

      You, madam, are lucky you endeared yourself so thoroughly to me. You have just run through 60% of my affection for you.

      Harry Potter is brilliant and not in any way, shape, or form comparable to Twilight.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Expendable View Post
      don't forget to tell Zen your safe-word. totally spoils the mood when someone's screaming "blueberry pancakes!" mid-flogging and you've no idea why.

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      Re: ♦ Zen's House of Ill Repute ♦ [Spam Thread vol. XV]

      What Zen said. But without the endearing part. Harry Potter might not be the best-written book, but it's nowhere near as bad as Twilight, nor does it teach as many terrible lessons to young women as Twilight does.
      I'm the girl you've been thinking about, the one thing you can't live without. I'm the girl you've been waiting for. I'll have you down on your knees, I'll have you begging for more. You probably thought I wouldn't get this far, you thought I'd end up in the back of a car. You probably thought that I'd never escape, I'd be a rat in a cage, I'd be a slave to this place. You don't know how hard I fought to survive, waking up alone when I was left to die. You don't know about this life I've lived, all these roads I've walked, all these tears I've bled. So how can this be? You're praying to me, there's a look in your eyes, I know just what that means...I can be, I can be your everything. I can be your whore! I am the dirt you created, I am your sinner, I am your whore. But let me tell you something baby - You love me for everything you hate me for. I'm the one that you need and fear, now that you're hooked, it's all becoming clear. That all your judgments that you placed on me, was a reflection of discovery. So maybe next time when you cast your stones from the shadows of the dark unknown, you will crawl up from your hiding place, take a look in the mirror, see the truth in your face. So how can this be? You're praying to me. There's a look in your eyes, I know just what that means...I can be, I can be your everything. I can be your whore! I am the dirt you created. I am your sinner. I am your whore. But let me tell you something baby, you love me for everything you hate me for. I am the dirt you created. I am your sinner. I am your whore. But let me tell you something baby, you love me, you want me, you need me! I can be your whore! I am the dirt you created, I am your sinner, I am your whore. But let me tell you something baby - you love me for everything you hate me for. I can be your whore! I can be your whore! I can be your whore! But let me tell you something baby, you love me for everything you hate me for...You love me for everything you hate me for.

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      Re: ♦ Zen's House of Ill Repute ♦ [Spam Thread vol. XV]

      Rowling understands the basics of good story telling.

      Meyer... Meyer does not. Jacob has a character regression for gods sake. Yes I've read them all. I got left alone for two weeks outside of a very small utah town. >_>
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      Re: ♦ Zen's House of Ill Repute ♦ [Spam Thread vol. XV]

      I've read all of the Twilight saga because it was like watching a train accident with the hopes that the inevitable, horrific crash might not actually happen.

      The first book is awful but at least it's not the clusterfuck of crazy that the others achieved with steadily-increasing momentum.

      I actually consider Harry Potter to be very well-written in that there's nothing glaringly wrong with it, as there clearly is in many of its contemporaries. Rowling created an entire universe that had been conceived of thousands of times before and yet was somehow remarkably new. Her main characters -- let's ignore the side characters because honestly she has a problem with using them solely for plot devices -- are likable and easy to relate to because she does an excellent job of making them imperfect but still reasonably incredible enough to face the challenges and pressures she subjects them too. Let's admit it, no one cheers for someone who doesn't impress us, but we also hate people who just glide through tribulation like it's a day at the beach.

      Hermione Granger was voted the second strongest woman in literary history, and considering her intelligence, level-headedness, and the fact that she's the only main character who keeps her wits and optimism about her enough to never have a complete emotional breakdown (something Harry is frequently subjected to) is more than justification for that.

      Though I absolutely approve of the fact that Jane Eyre beat her out for first place. Now that is a woman.

      I'm hopping off my soap box now, I promise.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Expendable View Post
      don't forget to tell Zen your safe-word. totally spoils the mood when someone's screaming "blueberry pancakes!" mid-flogging and you've no idea why.

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      Re: ♦ Zen's House of Ill Repute ♦ [Spam Thread vol. XV]

      Quote Originally Posted by Zen View Post
      The first book is awful but at least it's not the clusterfuck of crazy that the others achieved with steadily-increasing momentum.
      Except for right at the end where everyone gathered together in one place and it was all EPIC SHOWDOWN TIME and nothing happened. Until that point I didn't think it was possible to get blueballs from reading.
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      Re: ♦ Zen's House of Ill Repute ♦ [Spam Thread vol. XV]

      I missed everyone ;_;

      Sorry guys

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      Re: ♦ Zen's House of Ill Repute ♦ [Spam Thread vol. XV]

      Quote Originally Posted by Shine View Post
      Except for right at the end where everyone gathered together in one place and it was all EPIC SHOWDOWN TIME and nothing happened. Until that point I didn't think it was possible to get blueballs from reading.
      You're forgetting the parts where Edward eats a baby out of Bella's stomach and a werewolf falls in love with a toddler.

      I'm being ever-so-lenient in my description.

      Raine: I don't blame you for your response to the first page of Twilight. It sets up women as incapable of surviving without men yet also incapable of interacting with them on an intimate level.

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      don't forget to tell Zen your safe-word. totally spoils the mood when someone's screaming "blueberry pancakes!" mid-flogging and you've no idea why.

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      Re: ♦ Zen's House of Ill Repute ♦ [Spam Thread vol. XV]

      You missed the edit I made to my post, Raine. XD


      Mary: Hello, darling. -snuggles-

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      Quote Originally Posted by Expendable View Post
      don't forget to tell Zen your safe-word. totally spoils the mood when someone's screaming "blueberry pancakes!" mid-flogging and you've no idea why.

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      Re: ♦ Zen's House of Ill Repute ♦ [Spam Thread vol. XV]

      I'm offended by the fact that Twilight told young girls to try and kill themselves if their highschool boyfriends leave them.

      It doesn't matter how you feel about gender roles. That's wrong on every level.

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      Re: ♦ Zen's House of Ill Repute ♦ [Spam Thread vol. XV]

      Quote Originally Posted by Zen View Post
      You're forgetting the parts where Edward eats a baby out of Bella's stomach and a werewolf falls in love with a toddler.
      Not just falls in love with, but imprints. Like YOU ARE MINE NAO. Oh that was fun times, I actually had forgotten about that. I'm going to spend the rest of the night trying to forget about it again.

      Also Raine: Totally meant to respond to you in my last post and then had a bout of stupid. As far as international legality I'm pretty up to date on what can go where. I'm horrified and amused at how I need to pay attention to international porn laws to ship something I scribbled out. Lawl.
      As for the childrens book, I've know about that for a while but having it read out loud by Saumel L Jackson just made my entire life time. Thank you for that.


      I have more fun twilight points but I'm just going to stop.

      In other news the rest of you need to practice traditional art so my old fashioned ass will have something to critique.
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