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      ♦ Zen's House of Ill Repute ♦ [Spam Thread vol. XV]




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      don't forget to tell Zen your safe-word. totally spoils the mood when someone's screaming "blueberry pancakes!" mid-flogging and you've no idea why.
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      Re: ♦ Zen's House of Ill Repute ♦ [Spam Thread vol. XV]

      *takes thread virginity*
      I loved you. You made me Hate me. You gave me hate, see? It saved me, and these tears are deadly. You feel that? I rip back, every time you tried to steal that. You feel bad? You feel sad? "I'm sorry"? Hell no, fuck that! It was my heart, it was my life, it was my start, it was your knife. This strife, it dies. This life and these lies. And these lungs, have sung, this song, for too long, and it`s true, I hurt too - Remember? I loved you. I've lost it all, fell today, it's all the same. I'm sorry - oh. I'm sorry, no. I've been abused, I feel so used, because of you. I'm sorry - oh. I'm sorry, no. I wish I could have quit you, I wish I never missed you, and told you that I loved you, every time I fucked you. The future that we both drew, and all the shit we've been through...Obsessed with the thought of you, the pain just grew and grew. How could you do this to me? Look at what I made for you. It never was enough, and the world is what I gave to you. I used to be love struck, now I'm just fucked up, pull up my sleeves and see the pattern of my cuts. Seems like all we had is over now, you left to rest...And your tears are dried up now, you just lay without a sound. Seems like all we had is over now, you left to rest...and my fears are over now, I can leave with my head down.

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      Re: ♦ Zen's House of Ill Repute ♦ [Spam Thread vol. XV]

      BOOM.
      I loved you. You made me Hate me. You gave me hate, see? It saved me, and these tears are deadly. You feel that? I rip back, every time you tried to steal that. You feel bad? You feel sad? "I'm sorry"? Hell no, fuck that! It was my heart, it was my life, it was my start, it was your knife. This strife, it dies. This life and these lies. And these lungs, have sung, this song, for too long, and it`s true, I hurt too - Remember? I loved you. I've lost it all, fell today, it's all the same. I'm sorry - oh. I'm sorry, no. I've been abused, I feel so used, because of you. I'm sorry - oh. I'm sorry, no. I wish I could have quit you, I wish I never missed you, and told you that I loved you, every time I fucked you. The future that we both drew, and all the shit we've been through...Obsessed with the thought of you, the pain just grew and grew. How could you do this to me? Look at what I made for you. It never was enough, and the world is what I gave to you. I used to be love struck, now I'm just fucked up, pull up my sleeves and see the pattern of my cuts. Seems like all we had is over now, you left to rest...And your tears are dried up now, you just lay without a sound. Seems like all we had is over now, you left to rest...and my fears are over now, I can leave with my head down.

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      Re: ♦ Zen's House of Ill Repute ♦ [Spam Thread vol. XV]

      神性
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      ::i like your whispers, i like your screams::
      ::i like your lies and i'm sure i'd like your dreams::



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      Re: ♦ Zen's House of Ill Repute ♦ [Spam Thread vol. XV]

      truth in that.

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      Re: ♦ Zen's House of Ill Repute ♦ [Spam Thread vol. XV]

      Than, that's fucking hilarious.

      Dee: be gentle. It's only our 15th time.

      Man 15 volumes of spam. That's a fucking lot of spam, and all in the time since I've been a mod here.



      Quote Originally Posted by Expendable View Post
      don't forget to tell Zen your safe-word. totally spoils the mood when someone's screaming "blueberry pancakes!" mid-flogging and you've no idea why.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Stiletto Kitty View Post
      Dragon. Dear. This is the prettiest section on AL. It's also the least sober, probably most intoxicated, and if it were a real place there would be two rivers of Vodka running through it.
      Literally the most accurate post ever made about GFA.

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      Re: ♦ Zen's House of Ill Repute ♦ [Spam Thread vol. XV]

      I am a sweet, caring lover.


      Now thread, please bend over and strap yourself in. I'm in one of my moods.
      I loved you. You made me Hate me. You gave me hate, see? It saved me, and these tears are deadly. You feel that? I rip back, every time you tried to steal that. You feel bad? You feel sad? "I'm sorry"? Hell no, fuck that! It was my heart, it was my life, it was my start, it was your knife. This strife, it dies. This life and these lies. And these lungs, have sung, this song, for too long, and it`s true, I hurt too - Remember? I loved you. I've lost it all, fell today, it's all the same. I'm sorry - oh. I'm sorry, no. I've been abused, I feel so used, because of you. I'm sorry - oh. I'm sorry, no. I wish I could have quit you, I wish I never missed you, and told you that I loved you, every time I fucked you. The future that we both drew, and all the shit we've been through...Obsessed with the thought of you, the pain just grew and grew. How could you do this to me? Look at what I made for you. It never was enough, and the world is what I gave to you. I used to be love struck, now I'm just fucked up, pull up my sleeves and see the pattern of my cuts. Seems like all we had is over now, you left to rest...And your tears are dried up now, you just lay without a sound. Seems like all we had is over now, you left to rest...and my fears are over now, I can leave with my head down.

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      Re: ♦ Zen's House of Ill Repute ♦ [Spam Thread vol. XV]

      That is a lot of spam.









      A lot.







      Let's make more!
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      ::i like your whispers, i like your screams::
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      Re: ♦ Zen's House of Ill Repute ♦ [Spam Thread vol. XV]

      Quote Originally Posted by Darksabre View Post
      I am a sweet, caring lover. Now, please bend over and strap yourself in. I'm in one of my moods.
      Thank you for my new sig quote.



      Quote Originally Posted by Expendable View Post
      don't forget to tell Zen your safe-word. totally spoils the mood when someone's screaming "blueberry pancakes!" mid-flogging and you've no idea why.
      Quote Originally Posted by Zen View Post
      Quote Originally Posted by Stiletto Kitty View Post
      Dragon. Dear. This is the prettiest section on AL. It's also the least sober, probably most intoxicated, and if it were a real place there would be two rivers of Vodka running through it.
      Literally the most accurate post ever made about GFA.

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      Re: ♦ Zen's House of Ill Repute ♦ [Spam Thread vol. XV]

      the only spam i like




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      Re: ♦ Zen's House of Ill Repute ♦ [Spam Thread vol. XV]

      Pandapants, you are welcome.
      I loved you. You made me Hate me. You gave me hate, see? It saved me, and these tears are deadly. You feel that? I rip back, every time you tried to steal that. You feel bad? You feel sad? "I'm sorry"? Hell no, fuck that! It was my heart, it was my life, it was my start, it was your knife. This strife, it dies. This life and these lies. And these lungs, have sung, this song, for too long, and it`s true, I hurt too - Remember? I loved you. I've lost it all, fell today, it's all the same. I'm sorry - oh. I'm sorry, no. I've been abused, I feel so used, because of you. I'm sorry - oh. I'm sorry, no. I wish I could have quit you, I wish I never missed you, and told you that I loved you, every time I fucked you. The future that we both drew, and all the shit we've been through...Obsessed with the thought of you, the pain just grew and grew. How could you do this to me? Look at what I made for you. It never was enough, and the world is what I gave to you. I used to be love struck, now I'm just fucked up, pull up my sleeves and see the pattern of my cuts. Seems like all we had is over now, you left to rest...And your tears are dried up now, you just lay without a sound. Seems like all we had is over now, you left to rest...and my fears are over now, I can leave with my head down.

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      Re: ♦ Zen's House of Ill Repute ♦ [Spam Thread vol. XV]

      so I haven't done a wallpaper in a while. I blame you guys. someone should totally give me an idea for a wallpaper >.>

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      Re: ♦ Zen's House of Ill Repute ♦ [Spam Thread vol. XV]

      a spam thread that i named! Finally, my way with words is given the recognition it deserves
       

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      Re: ♦ Zen's House of Ill Repute ♦ [Spam Thread vol. XV]

      Delicious spam <3

      I haven't been here all that long but I've been here through like 5 volumes.

      We move quick




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