Welcome to the vampire clan HQ.
Leader: Mona the Vampire
No asking for relationship advice. We are not agony aunts. This is the internet. Chances are....we don't care about your relationship and will take great pleasure in seeing it fail.
No teenage angst. 90% of us are grown ups. We'll only laugh at you and tell you to MTFU.
Feel free to spam
Don't be offended if we come across as mean....we tend to post in character. It in no way reflects our real personalities...well...most of us anyway.
Be kind to the fledglings. They're hungry.
Do not feed the trolls.
And most of all...Enjoy!
Our official vampire songs:
Hmmm blood is tasty.