Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was... a pedophile. And a hack. And one night he goes off wordier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not-one-bit. So - me watching - he takes the drawing tablet to her, making a shitty webcomic while he does it! Turns to me, and he says, "why so WORDS WORDS WORDS, son?" Comes at me with the knife... "Why so WORDS WORDS WORDS?" He sticks the tablet in my mouth... "Let's put some WORDS WORDS WORDS on that face!" - The masterwork of Die lobsterguy die of pokemopolis forums