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    1. #16
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      Re: woke up this morning with the largest boner i have ever had

      this isn't about big penises ben this is about powerful boners, why aren't you comprehending this

      djou, you cannot comprehend my pain
      sit on my boner
      and then you would comprehend it
      it was a powerful boner
       

    2. #17
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      Re: woke up this morning with the largest boner i have ever had

      Don't tempt
       

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      Re: woke up this morning with the largest boner i have ever had

      when i had mine i wished to share it with somebody but nobody was there

      so i just jerked off and that didn't go too well

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      Re: woke up this morning with the largest boner i have ever had

      when your jerked it, did it get wider, more veiny, and red?
       

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      Re: woke up this morning with the largest boner i have ever had

      i didn't say i was tempting i was saying you will not understand unless you have actually received the very powerful boner
      imagine shoving a rod of steel in your vajayjay
      that's the vpb
      it is not a forgiving tool
       

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      Re: woke up this morning with the largest boner i have ever had

      i just remmeber it not feeling as good as it could have
      it already hurt


      but after the first kamehameha it was still standing
      and i just felt bad

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      Re: woke up this morning with the largest boner i have ever had

      no it just doesn't do anything it just sits there man and is like "I AM BEYOND FUCKING POWERFUL LOOK AT ME JUST SIT HERE MAN I BET YOU WISH YOU WERE DRUNK AS SHIT RIGHT NOW, DON'TCHA"
       

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      Re: woke up this morning with the largest boner i have ever had

      we need to enlist you in a porn, man
       

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      Re: woke up this morning with the largest boner i have ever had

      Can we stop talking about shoving thing in my vaj? It feels pretty lonely.

      But anyhow... No, I do not comprehend. Really, it was painful?
       

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      Re: woke up this morning with the largest boner i have ever had

      sergio is the man of steel
      Wonderful Wildflower
      Open up let me see
      Sexy hints in season, Share your sunshine with me

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      Re: woke up this morning with the largest boner i have ever had

      no i am the man of tacos

      and yes it was
      sirk knows
      and i am p sure jake knows, he seems like the kinda guy that would get a vpb
       

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      Re: woke up this morning with the largest boner i have ever had

      they suck but they are awesome

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      Re: woke up this morning with the largest boner i have ever had

      i will freely admit it was pretty great to walk around and feel like i could punch a hole in one of the walls with it
       

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      Re: woke up this morning with the largest boner i have ever had

      i need to take pics and just post them on al next time

      extreme dick close up pics

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      Re: woke up this morning with the largest boner i have ever had

      Sirk should be participating too.
       

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