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      Granted, but people will not leave you alone and/or doubt your ability.

      I wish life were more like an RPG.
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      Granted, but you're just an poorly programmed NPC now.


      I wish I could spend $1000 on really nice clothes that fit me.

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      Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!

      Granted, but the clothes look so good that you get mugged and then stripped bear.

      I wish that I were omniscent.
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      Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!

      Granted, but access to all that knowledge eventually drives you mad.

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      Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!

      Granted, but you can't spell.

      I wish I had a jar of pickled eggs.

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      Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!

      Granted, but they're balut eggs

      I wish I could stop yawning

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      Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!

      Granted, but you now have hiccups.

      I wish I was fireproof.

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      Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!

      Granted, but you will now melt if you get wet.

      I wish I was able to see my family more.

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      Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!

      Granted, but they will never be able to see you.

      I wish I had a vending machine that produced hot meals.
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      Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!

      Granted, but it's constantly out of order

      I wish I had some coffee

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      Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!

      Granted, but you have no cups to put it in.

      I wish I had a helicopter.

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      Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!

      Granted but it's out of gas

      I wish I could go on a cruise

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      Granted, but it already hit an iceberg and sinking.

      I wish I could travel by parkour.
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      Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!

      Granted, but you can't keep your balance.

      I wish my husband was home already.

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      Grantee but you're not home at the same time as him.

      I wish I could adopt another rabbit.


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