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"Racism"... that word is flung about so often now that it's lost it's meaning and power. I don't care much for the word anyway, having been called it a few times myself. I'd just like to put it out...

Us Brits just take the piss out of everyone, including ourselves. If it's not the Scotts, it's the Irish. If it's not the Irish, then it's the Welsh (the sheep-shagging bastards). If it's not the...

GOT ALL MY WORK DONE AND SUBMITTED WITH AN ENTIRE FOUR MINUTES TO SPARE! I am soooo fucking awesome!

Two project write-ups and a program to write by tomorrow 12:00. I'VE GOT DIS!

That's the point of it! My sleep-depraved musings are only meant for my own head, even under normal circumstances! You'll just have to deal with it. XXD

(I'll try, next time)

Nah, it's about a horny college chick trying to just get a quick shag and the bloke she aims for would rather continue sleeping and cutting class in the library than waste time faffing about with...

AAAHHHH that's a brilliant idea! Let's all panorama our bedrooms! I've never shopped a panorama together (I have no idea if my camera supports it, so I'm just gonna take loads of pictures and then...

I think it's better to do something so you can't get caught than to not do something and have the chance of getting caught. That's just me, though, and I know plenty of mates who do it, so I'm not...

HOORAY for admitting committing illegal activities on the most widely used and heavily background-policed platform on the entire planet!

Uni work, check. Society work, check (read: gaming). Actual work, ERROR ERROR REBOOT UNIVERSE AND DIVIDE BY CUCUMBER!

Now we're talking.. the uni library is choc-a-bloc with both people I've slept with on one of my many rum-and-coke induced romps throughout campus, and ones that have yet to have the gift of doing...

"What I normally do," exclaimed Conor to Rukia rather suddenly, "is keep to just a normal method of writing dialogue. It only ever becomes a problem when you think too much on it."

"Yeah, I'd sort...

I mean I think I should go and read it properly

It STARTS at 9! That means at LEAST an hour or so of prep first! XXD I have my alarm set for 7:45, so I should give myself time for prep, bus missings and a short stop at Starbucks.

After all these votes for #6, I'm starting to think I should go back and read it. I tried before and I couldn't finish it for reasons that might hurt should I disclose them. The main reason is...

You have! Every time you do I am reminded just how much I <3 you back, too! XXD But, Jed, I have sad news for you; not enough people on AL express their obvious undying love for me! Can you believe...

Updated first post (at the bottom, in case I forgot to mention where updates will be dropped) with this:

Dance the dance of drunken dandies
my eighteenth century men.

Dance the dance of...

Dance the dance of drunken dandies
my eighteenth century men.

Dance the dance of drunken dandies
to the chimes of great Big Ben.

Dance the dance throughout the night
and into early morrow....

I can only ever connect with other giants on this.


Also, Jed can be all the female's bodyguard at once. Due to the inconspicuous nature he pointed out. Then all of us giants can be HIS...

We can be emotional tanks, food tanks, tank tanks, booze tanks, or all of the above- if it helps, Jed. XXD



Amen to that.

We're definitely the best area on AL simply because of that. If we got together we'd be the scariest fucking lit-based group, ever.

We're all tanks.

Jessmeetstallpeople. It seems apt, considering you're tall.

Her name seems apt.

My feet are massive wide rather than long, so I don't have that problem. Although, I do have astounding balance because of them. XXD And due to my gait being larger than life I can clear the 100...

Damn, you're just over half an inch taller than me, Goliath.

Feet = massive
Hands = average

Say I put my hand splayed palm out against yours- my hand would be about the same size as yours, given that you're between 5'9 and 6'2 (and male). If we put our...

My feet are gargantuan in comparison to my hands; I have pianist hands- very dexterous and articulate.

Creep, where in C.A. are you based?

They ARE Viking boots! XXD I'm only a size 14, but that's not length it's width. So even though my feet are huge, they at least look the right profile for my body.

Oh~ So formal~ So adult~ Soooooo~ Formal. That's all I got. XXD Nah, there's no need to apologise- I'm sure they understand where you're coming from.

Tee-shirt over shirt with baggy or jean bottoms is my style. I don't have many shoes, and when I do there's only hiking boots that fit me, so shoe fashion isn't exactly viable to me.

lol! I just tend to wear the same seven tee-shirts week after week. Now it's summer I can finally break out my glorious glorious shirts!

I wanted to do that for my first year of uni aswell. Holidays suck cock. MOAR WORK. Srs.

We sure would. XXD

:awesome:

Shame, you'd be a catch as well!

You'll find that it's actually really easy, it's just being self-conscious that holds you back. If you're talking to a girl you think you might fancy or something, then she's already on a similar...

Hm~ Interesting. I know that you can, instead of the cumbersome and unlikely green paper everywhere, have mint/rose/aqua/etc. tinted glasses. Also, I know that reading isn't the be-all end-all of...

I never need to admit to liking a girl- simply because I bro-zone every single one I meet and never even bother contemplating the extension of our relationship into a more romantic one. It's simpler...

Or mint-coloured paper. Mint is often good for dyslexics.

Yeah, I know I'm not the only person out there/here and I know my story has bugger all on a lot of them, but being 10 is an early age for shit like that. That being said, my next attempt was worse...

I fancied a girl back in primary school (so she was my "crush") and she later crushed me. Nothing major, like, I just finally after four years of liking her made her a valentines day card and she...

TIL Ioreth's name is Lindsey. On a related note, that's the name of my first crush from primary school. She's also the reason I found out why they're called crushes.

I got a D in English lit. back in secondary school; I'm now in my second year of university and haven't read anything on "How to English" in absolute years. Look at me, I'm not doing too bad. Well,...

Fucking hilarious, V! XXD That was a very well written critique and the authors will no doubt love such recognition, although I feel the author of #1 may take your ending statement as though they've...

Yo bro!

I AM A MERCIFUL GOD!

If I was a pansy, I know I'd be urking at that right now. But I'm not and it instead reminded me of one of my favourite videos to spam on chat sites just so I can fuck people over. I won't post it...

Number 4 gmv. Just love the ending, it was rather unexpected and I liked that aspect of it- really mind-bending.

ONWARDS, TO ETERNITY!