Animeleague, the movie!
"1337 Sp34k" Mail-in Translator
Animeleague, the Movie!
Submitted by FreeSaiyan.
Coming soon! THE event of the year!
You'd better not run! You'd better not cry! Animeleague the movie is coming to town!
Yes, our favourites, FreeSaiyan, SephyGirl, Matt Nada, Hikaru, Mewski and company ALL return for this live action epic.
Watch as they battle against the clock as aplus threaten to pull the plug on the animeleague server for non-payment! Watch as FreeSaiyan swings into action, crashing into the aplus server building, and threatens to blow up the building if it goes under 50 mph (Wrong movie, surely? .. I hope.. -Ed)
Witness the sheer tragedy as Coding, Tenebrae, and all the other post whores come to terms with losing their post counts after yet ANOTHER forum crash! Watch as the post whores then descend into real life with hilarious consequences as they find out that saying real life conversation does NOT raise their post count!
Observe FreeSaiyan amass a fangirl army unlike the world has ever seen, and then proceed to sweep across the world, taking over country by country (8 Army bonus for getting Asia, right? -Ed).
And finally! Find out the most shocking secret of them all... Queen Washu does NOT have pink hair! (Oh thankyou, now you've spoilt the shock-twist ending... this is just like us telling you that King Kong dies at the end of his movie -Ed)
Animeleague movie! Just like Pokemon the movie, except OUR Pokemon are cooler! They worship Satan!
Complete with exploding seats! An explosion happens on set? The seat beneath you blows up to give you the ultimate immersive experience! As the Ultimate Immersive Experience Company motto says, "FEEL THEIR PAIN!!"
“1337 Sp34k” Mail-in Translator
Submitted by Elvish Gleeman.
This, ladies and gents, is a tool for people of all ages. Whether you’re a budding game who just needs to understand what his opponent is screaming while he razes your base to the ground, or you’re a parent trying to help your son (or daughter)’s teacher understand the essay he or she wrote, this mechanism is for you.
It’s also very, very easy to use!—people with absolutely no knowledge of or experience in dealing with technology will have no trouble whatsoever operating this device! More over, each individual translator comes in its own, very unique model; no two are alike!
Care and use for our product is very, very easy! Simply, all you need to do is have an internet connection (ADSL or above, preferably) and a modestly priced computer! Unfortunately, as we have only recently developed this item, we cannot guarantee that our product will connect properly to out of date computers.
(Note: We suggest and encourage you to make sure your computer was purchased sometime within the last three years; connectivity problems could become dangerous if you disregard this message.)
We have here for display here a number of our models—this is not the extent of our inventory, of course:
For the sheer price of 15 U.S.D. a month (or the partial use of your Everquest II account -Ed), you can be the proud owner of a “1337 Sp34k” translator!
Past Issue Technology Items.
Forum Piracy Guidebook.
Trojan Condoms.
Lazy Ass Buster.
Anti Flame-wear.