ZOMG!!! N00b Flu Strikes Back!
Ramblings Implodes!
ZOMG!!! N00b Flu Strikes Back!
Submitted by FreeSaiyan
Shock and horror resounded across the grounds of animeleague last night as it became apparent that the dreaded n00b flu had returned. Scientists fear that the current strain, 'popularitius contestus' may be e V en m o re deadly t han what occur e d a few months ago.
The F irst signs of it occu r ed when Fre e Saiyan post e d an announcement about S omething called the AL a wards. Like innocent little sheep, hundreds of ALers flocked into the infected topic, totally unaware of the apocalytical carnage that would transpire.
No longer like sheep, but closer to rabid dogs, they ran out, vote whor i ng like nothing before. They stopped at nothing to gain that extra vote, whether it was blackmail, offering sexual favours, or even vote rigging. Indeed, some slight vote irregularites were detected in a few of the polls.
FreeSai y an claims he did not commit fraud. Indeed, he has a dozen written statements giving him rock solid allebys at the time from his friends. One of his friends, FreeSaiyan2 expressed outrage stating, "Myself, MikeTowers1982, SaiyanFree, Free3, and Free3Saiyan have a ll known FreeSaiyan for his entire life, and we would like to condem n these allogations against him."
Meanwhile, everyone continues to go vote whore crazy. Here are some terrifying facts we have uncovered:
1 - The ones going for Biggest bastard are currently plotting to "make 9/11 look like a Teddy Bear's Picnic."
2- The Cynics plan to become so cynical that they cease to believe in reality and themselves, thus turning into mindless vegetables.
3- Someone going for most perverted plans to release his naked AL women collection online
4- While the most hyperactives plan to consume so much sugar that they'll have to contact Nasa for assistance with blasting off into the outer stratosphere.
5- The FreeSaiyan (shouldn't that be people? - Ed) running for most dedicated plans to do a fusion with AL, dbz style.
Meanwhile, the rumours continue that far from being a virus, this is in fact a genetically engineered disease that is released every three months and designed to give the administrators a high degree of amusement. However, no one could be that twisted, could they (Hehehe -Ed)?
The signs double up as weapons to bash opponents with.
Ramblings Implodes!
Submitted by FreeSaiyan.
A million souls screamed out in terror last night, and were then silenced as the inevitable finally occured. Yes, Ramblings has imploded.
Scientists have long since theorised that if too many ALers exist within one place, then a critical point (or mass) will be reached whereby the drama will cause the very fabric of space-time itself to collapse.
What finally triggered this apocalypse was one particular female who shall remain un-named whom entered the forum intent upon winning Most Desirable Female. Unlike everyone else, she went one stage further, and posted naked pictures of herself engaging in hard-core sexual antics with her laptop. The crowd went absolutely insane, and within seconds it had begun...
A surviver of the carnage, Sin, was found crying over the wreckage of the former forum he had head-modded. After a while, he stated, "I've just had a near death experience. No, it really was for real this time." He declined to offer further elaboration on this comment.
The effects of the implosion are still being felt across animeleague right now. The surviving spammers have already set upon GD, CL, CS, RR, and so forth. One of the migrating hoard stated, "
" while another proclaimed "lolz! N00b!" Oddly enough this was all the conversation we could really get out of them. The forums that are set to be invaded upon are now on high alert, but it is feared that even the administrator ban hammer of doom will not save intelligent conversation this time around...
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